” JD Vance has now been accused of committing a “crime against humanity” after he stopped by a famed Philadelphia cheesesteak joint and asked why they don’t have Swiss cheese.”
“We don’t hate it, we just don’t use it. We usually use cheez whiz,” responded the employee taking Vance’s order.
Oh, my! Cheez Whiz – really?!?
Not to be a snob about it, but maybe that’s related to the high rate of violent crime in the City of Brotherly Love.
Or perhaps it’s all a manifestation of satire of the political kind:
” Vance appears to have been intentionally making reference to the notorious faux pas made by John Kerry during his 2004 presidential campaign, when he asked for a cheesesteak sandwich with Swiss cheese during a visit to Pat’s.”
Best comment:
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