We don’t often celebrate individuals for taking actions with personal effects, but the Molière team just couldn’t pass up this opportunity to congratulate the President for getting the government out of our showers.
Many of us weren’t around during the heyday of the James Michener-inspired long-running Broadway show “South Pacific,” but one of the hit songs of the 1950s was “I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair!”
If you have the appetite for it, here’s a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu8ZxBHMWk
Mitzi Gaynor is the star, and we can only imagine that she wouldn’t want some federal bureaucrat wielding the sponge in this performance — any more than we would.

Today’s Molière Celebration is awarded to President Trump, for his intervention in stopping this unneeded government interference with our bathing habits. Trump says, “In my case I like to take a nice shower, to take care of my beautiful hair…” hence the image above designed by AI.
And let no federal district judge try to cut off our water, either!
Photo of showerhead : Freepik