Are we goofy enough to send a CELEBRATION to Goofy?

Are we goofy enough to send a CELEBRATION to Goofy?

Uncategorized. July 25, 2024 0

https://www.unilad.com/film-and-tv/goofy-disney-what-animal-395732-20240723 We are delighted to award the prestigious Molière CELEBRATION to Goofy, and his “human” voice, Bill Farmer! For as long as we can remember, it’s been a mystery.  If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, how come Goofy talks and wears pants, but Pluto only barks and wears only a collar? At long last, Bill …

Aaron Sorkin says Democrats should nominate Mitt Romney, not Joe Biden

Uncategorized. July 22, 2024 0

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/tv/2024/07/21/aaron-sorkin-mitt-romney-president-biden/74489599007 Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art? Here’s at least one egomaniac who is obviously confused. Perhaps Aaron Sorkin has some connection to the ape who was seen walking down the steps of the Library of Congress.  He had a Bible under one arm and a copy of Darwin’s “Origin of Species” …

NATO Wants to Show Support for Ukraine, but Only So Much

Uncategorized. April 4, 2024 0

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/04/world/europe/ukraine-nato-stoltenberg-russia.html The brilliant minds and government officials at the helm of our Western defense establishment must be ready to adopt a new mascot for NATO: the Ouroborous ( according to Wikipedia, the ancient symbol depicting a serpent or dragon eating its own tail ). To those who deal in reality, rational behavior, and pragmatic analysis, the takeaway is this: By handing Russia …

Man has his pants on fire

Molière Citation is awarded to both the farter and the fartee (mentioned in the article as the “idiocy enabler”) for this tour de farce.

Uncategorized. January 17, 2024 0

https://nypost.com/2024/01/17/lifestyle/mans-gross-prank-goes-horribly-wrong-after-his-pants-catch-on-fire/ Molière Citation is awarded to both the farter and the fartee (mentioned in the article as the “idiocy enabler”) for this tour de farce. There are too many humorous references to mention, but we’ll hazard a few. Gives new meaning to “Liar, Liar, pants on fire.” The poor fellow with the flaming PJs may be …

Citation to Kim Jong Un, taking daughter to work

Uncategorized. January 4, 2024 0

https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/news/kim-jong-un-daughter-kim-ju-ae-wear-matching-outfits-at-military-production-plant/ Citation for ‘bring your daughter to work day’, dictator version☢️🚀 One has to wonder who chose the outfit first, father or daughter? Either way, they are both wearing matching outfits–severe, sinister black but festooned w/ fur collars (possibly from an endangered species). The Supreme Leader’s wife, sister, and now daughter… is he attempting “gender equality”?

Citation to CNN for child abuse and child exploitation.

Uncategorized. December 31, 2023 0

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/world/2023/12/31/gaza-nine-year-old-journalist-contd-sn-cn-orig.cnn Citation to CNN for child abuse and child exploitation. If the human toll is as grisly and horrific as all the adult news reporters allege, then there can be no excuse for exposing this young child to the horror and having her report it in detail. Are there no grown-ups in the newsroom at …

Opinion: ‘The Boys in the Boat’ joins a film canon selling this misleading myth

Uncategorized. December 23, 2023 0

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/23/opinions/the-boys-in-the-boat-underdog-berlatsky/index.html This could be interesting. Hollywood film critic expounds on the cliche of the virtuous underdog always winning, the cheater failing miserably, and the “lie of the meritocracy” coming out at the end. Here’s the rub: not a single mention of diversity or equity or inclusion. Whether it’s movies or their junior cousins the commercials that …

Citation Candidate: Mark Zuckerberg Building Top Secret Hawaii Doomsday Bunker

Uncategorized. December 16, 2023 0

https://www.infowars.com/posts/mark-zuckerberg-building-top-secret-hawaii-doomsday-bunker-with-blast-resistant-door/ Good, Mark! Please let everyone know when you are ready to test it out, so some well-meaning climate activists can seal it shut from the outside.  No doubt your power supply comes from fossil fuels. According to the article, “the estate, [is] also called “Koolau Ranch…”  Good thing it’s in Hawai’i — if it …

Citation Pronoun Police

Uncategorized. December 15, 2023 0

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/pronoun-police-arrived-coming-next I hardly know where to begin. If this is true it needs to win a special award. The ones making this push need citations! Absolutely! That fakakta Dr. Rachel Levine is one ugly broad and I’m thoroughly sick of the pronoun police! Trans people make up maybe .05 % of the population so why …

Sit down already!

Uncategorized. December 6, 2023 0

Chinese tourists told to sit down on their gondola ride before the boat capsized. At last, an alternative place to blame for the virus instead of Wuhan. Dr. Fauci should have warned these tourists. https://www.foxnews.com/world/venice-gondola-filled-tourists-capsizes-selfie-snapping-passengers-refuse-sit-down